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Friday, January 30, 2009

Call The Dead!!


Technology is weird, Yes, I said weird. Let me explain why I concluded technology as a weird thing. Since the early days of mankind, we (human), went through so many breakthroughs in science and technology and we already witnessed amazing inventions if we start to realise how we adopt ourselves in these fast growing technology tracks, it will be amazing and incredible enough watching all of us did it in the most efficient way.. But is it too early to bring down the axe?

Man had invented satellite televisions, spacecraft, rockets, special robotic vehicle to explore Mars, controlled here from earth, communication technology breakthroughs and so on...And till today, scientist and engineers still teaming up together and might make the world to turn around at them again in future...I am trying to point out that inventions is good, but still we have to study the effects and consequences, to the people..

For all of your information , an experiment was conducted by a scientist and a French engineer, about inventing a phone to call and talk to the dead. According to the inventor, consists of a random voltage generator, which is used to tune an AM receiver module rapidly. The audio from the tuner (raw radio) is amplified and fed to an echo chamber, where the spirits manipulate it to form their voices. Apparently doing so is difficult to the spirits, so our 'spirit technician', whom he calls on to corral wayward spirits to within earshots of the receiver. What it sounded like was the rapid twirling of a radio dial so that only noises and word fragments were audible.

When the inventor was asked wether he can determine the location of the spirit, he answered "in another dimension maybe", and when asked "how he can tell the difference between a dead persons's real words and the random noises that just sound like words?" he answered,.." we (technicians) have to be very careful, record the sessions and analyse the consistency in what people hear .

Ah, no wonder in future our grandsons and their children might be looking at billboards and signboards stated more like this:

" SPIRIT COMMUNICATION"

ALWAYS THE SMARTER CHOICE
LOweST RATE Ever.. Why wait.....

Maybe it doesn't have any sense at all, but believe me it is possible. For Indians we used to pray for the dead ones, once a year( Annual Prayer), or a day before Deepavali, serving various kind of foods and drinks in front of their pictures ( At last, you know where will all the foods will end up with).

So why not our next generation uses this service to call them and ask them what they really want instead. Probably it will sound like this:

Grandson : Tata, are you there?

Tata : Yes my son, I am here.

Grandson : Tata, its Deepavali...

Tata : Yes , I can see that

Grandson : Ta ta what you want to be served during prayers for you?

Tata : Thank you for asking.. Bring Tata some rice, aatu yerichi, egg, murukkus and
%$^#@&* .

Grandson: what is last one Tata?

Tata : Guinness stout, Big one ok......

And also our ' machans', 'abangs' and 'uncles' out there most probably will be using this service in future for their own personal gains...

Abng 1 : Hello...Hello.. Siapa- siapa sana?

Spirit : Ada ada. Siapa awak, apa lu mahu?


Abng 1 : Nama saya Muthu, Boleh tolong bagi 4 nombor kah.,? Tak kisah punya, Magnum
kah, Toto kah, atau Kuda... 6 nombor pun ok..Apa macam?

Spirit :
!!!@#$%^&*

Also, our aunty's in future are able to call their dead husbands, to settle down property issues.....:

Aunty : Yenenggey chellam, ippadi heart attackley ivvalo siikiramah settupovinggeynu
nenaichu koodey paakeley...(crying)

Hubby's spirit: Athanda darling, yenakum manasu kastamah than iruku..

Aunty : Yenenggey, kaasu, nagai(gold) , viitu documents lah yenggey iruku sollunggey?

Hubby's spirit : ???????????

Try to imagine what the other races can do if this service finds it own way to grow....Ok.. I am not trying to insult anyone here. This method is still under experiment and may be, in 100 to 150 years time this might be possible.So whatever inventions being made or still in the process, its for our own good, for humans to develop and live a better, easier life..and thats all these experiments are all about, remember it really crucial and important on how we are going to reflect or respond to all this master works.

BRAVO........

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Football Heart Attack.

As I was having a conversation yesterday with a friend of mine, Mr. Abang Mani, he suddenly mentioned to me that people shouldnt involve in sports at all, its too dangerous he said. I was shocked! Dangerous he said. So I tried to talk to him...


Me : Yenna Mani, sport irundathan udambu nallairukum, rattam nalla odum odumbuley?

Abg Mani : Yenna machi, rattam nalla odumnan nalla tanni adi?

Me : Yennada solrey?

Abg Mani : Tanni adicha odambu suudah irukumda,rattam nalla vhegamah phovum, apparam
illana oru varatukku oru vaati body massage poh?

Me : Ithu yellam panna siikiram syurgatukku than poh mudiyam...

Abg Mani : Sport ley irundalumthan syurgatukku poh lan! unaku theruyathu?

Me : eppadi?

Abg Mani: Yenna machi solrey eppadi nu.... yettanaiyoh peru football vilayaadum pothu settu
perkaanggey theriyumah? Heart attack ley...

OK. guys I am not trying to discourage anyone here, but most of people out there are still not aware about this... Above conversation is about Abg mani's perception on sports, but some how I managed to talk to him by explaining to him some things.

Its common to see people being encouraged to involve themselves with sports and activities. This is to ensure our health and happiness. But its really weird to see sportsmen especially soccer players, getting severe heart attacks during playing on the pitch that cause death.

The most common cause of death whilst playing soccer is a Heart attack. Usually caused be either Extreme Stress placed on the heart or a Heart Defect that the player has been born with.

Yes, if any one you know or maybe your friends,or whoever they are, who have any medical histories that can lead to heart attack, dont encourage them to play any kind of sports without proper medical advise from a professional. Feeling nervous also while playing can lead to heart attack.
watch the video..

http://video.google.fr/videosearch?q=accident+football+death&emb=0&aq=2&oq=accident+foo

Yes, sudden cardiac arrest, commonly heppens to young athletes, and thats why FIFA will start to screen all the players, by demanding cardiovascular tests before start playing..